In a new book, The Married Man Sex Life Primer 2011, Mr Kay promises to reveal the secrets of the female psyche so husbands can 'reclaim' the main reason they got married – sex.
He writes: 'Too many people see getting married as the finishing line when it’s really the starting line. 'You can’t let yourself go and complain they don’t want you anymore. Marriage is endless courtship.
Okay, Mr. Kay I hear you, but before you get any medals I would love to hear what Mrs. Kay has to say – that is, if she's not too tired to talk.